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i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

“if the ocean can calm itself, so can you. we are both salt water mixed with air.”

I’m so damn tired of people saying Kol Mikaelson hated/s being a vampire. You are wrong. He hates not having magic which unfortunately came as a side effect of being a vampire. He does not hate all the enhanced abilities. He does not hate the damn near invulnerability. He does not hate the bloodlust. He does not hate the compulsion. He does not hate being stronger than almost everyone else. You literally don’t know him at all. He’s probably the ONLY Mikaelson who didn’t at some point hate being a fucking vampire. Finn hated it because it caused him to kill people/take them from their families like Freya was taken from him. Rebekah hated it because she wanted to grow old and have a family. Elijah probably hated it after he killed Tatia (but that was erased from his mind, so he got used to it). Niklaus most likely hated it at first because it revealed he wasn’t Mikael’s and Elijah betrayed him by chaining him up so Mikael could beat him, but Kol? Kol never fucking hated it. Get your damn facts straight.

Crowley (drunk on a bar): sometimes I can't believe myself. I mean, I slithered here from Eden just to what? Hide outside his damned door?