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rules: make a poll with 10 of your favourite movies. they can be just 10 movies you loved seeing, or your top 10 movies of all time, then tag some people
Tagging: @icarusofathousanddays @tylerposcy @crimsonlyinglilly @neeeeeeeeeklaus @whateverthought
@whoreallyevenknowsanyway @freakazoidr17cr-5 @druckkugelschreiber @lady-of-imladris @philtatosbuck
And anyone else who'd like to play!
pick a movie
Midsommar (2019)
Annihilation (2018)
Encanto (2021)
Stargate (1994)
Barbie (2023)
Suicide Squad (2016)
Evil Dead (2013)
K-pop Demon Hunters (2025)
Arrival (2016)
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Tumblr needs to give me 21 option poll already, I need to make my followers tell me which Mikaelson sibling dynamic is the most Arthur/DW coded
We're going to homebrew this bitch
Which Mikaelson sibling is the most Arthur coded?
Freya
Finn
Elijah
Klaus
Kol
Rebekah
Henrik
Actually I think it's Aaron of cave carving name fame
Which Mikaelson sibling is the most DW coded?
Freya
Finn
Elijah
Klaus
Kol
Rebekah
Henrik
Give me liberty (cave boy) or give me death
I’ve always maintained that Keelin is a lot nuts because of their whole dynamic and how quickly she moved past the insane capture of it all but I really love how much thought you’ve put into it. Because it’s true! She starts to soften not even 2 episodes after being captured once she hears their full reasoning and even kind of respects Freya for it almost? Right from the start Freya is family obsessed and powerful and Keelin hates her but also thinks that’s crazy hot 😭 And then Freya, transparent loser that she is, also starts to fall hard and fast in that same conversation lol. Like there’s an attempt to get the upper hand back when she gives Keelin the ring but even that is fake because she folds some hours later and lets her keep it without a catch. And I’m constantly thinking of Freya’s reaction to Keelin going ‘don’t look so sad, this was never built for long term friendship’ because she’s that obvious about being so into her already and can’t hide it even that early. Which is delicious but also girl your emotional walls? What happened to the mean Viking witch lmao. Like Freya really had the nerve to be sad her kidnapee didn’t initially want to stick around and be besties lmao. The most powerful loser hardass yet she falls first and also harder it’s just that her amazing capacity for self sabotage covers it (that wedding bullshit…another hint Keelin isnt normal bc who sticks around after that wtf??). Hate that they never explored Keelin—trust plec to never give a shit about a woc ever—because it means most people take the idea of Keelin being Freya’s literal better half at face value. And while that angle has some merit (Freya is soft and gentle and indulgent with Keelin in a way she isnt with anyone else not even kids lol) for them to actually work they’d have to be a lot more complex than that and they are! Freya is a LOT but Keelin ‘I scientifically healed myself’ likes a project and also has a streak of shameless reckless because why in the hell else would she stick around these literal demons when she knew the family situation literally from day one? Freak lol.
You understand me!! Keelin is seen as Freya's better half!!! But it's not because she's any more moral or less ruthless than Freya, it's just because Freya keeps puffing her chest out and saying she's an evil witch and Keelin isn't advertising the fact she's two seconds away from being nasty and evil on behalf of Freya. Keelin's whole family was killed by vampires and she does not take a second to think about promising Freya she'll stay with her if she has to turn. Girl, what? Yeah, you belong with those freaks.
Keelin is so endlessly charmed by that loser witch of hers. Yes, she kidnapped her, but she did it for family. And she looks really hot when she's being evil, so hear her out, okay? Look, you didn't even get kidnapped, she did, so mind your business. They worked on it. (She made Freya fall for her and then made her confront the fact she wanted something for herself, so ha.)
I actually think Keelin seeing or hearing about Freya doing something ruthless or otherwise rancid is always a good starting part for their dynamic. Something that proves she's not all talk, something that proves she's willing to fight and find a way. Those are things that Keelin values, imo, and seeing them in another person will endear her. As long as it wasn't hurting a kid, I think she could sway Keelin to her side pretty easily.
And then she has the nerve to like being Freya's partner in crime and start threatening people on her behalf? You are also a loser, girl. Y'all are made for each other. Keep all that away from everybody else.
Which hairstyle is the ugliest?
Caroline's "oh baby girl what the fuck is on your head rn" nonsense
Elijah's "washed up boy band sex pest looking loser" rubbish
Kol's "did they find that wig in the TRASH???" war crime
I can't choose they're all equally ugly
It's a tie between Caroline and Elijah for me dog
Elijah and Kol are old enough to know better!!
Idk Caroline and Kol's are particularly egregious
Actually!!!! I like all of these!!!! Thanks!!!!!

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"Whilst you got everything that you wanted, I got a family who didn't care if I lived or if I died!" — (Kolaus for @philtatosbuck)
Would Esther have truly let Mikael kill Klaus at any point?
Yes.
No.
Interesting Elijah Murder Attempt Working?
Esther/Mikael - Didn't wake from the vampire change
Alaric - The dagger DID kill him (idk, ring steals his magic as he stabs him?)
Elena - Doppelganger + Dagger overrides the Wake Up ability
Rebekah - By accident/by proxie, Mikael
Klaus - Third time daggered in such a short time fucks up and just Kills him.
Stefan - He DOES throw him in the ocean
Davina/Marcel - She does figure out how to kill him when Marcel asks, season 1
Esther/Finn - kill him when he's chained up, or even just the first tvd attempt*
Finn - Fincent of course, before Elijah blows them up
Mikael - Davina doesn't stop him in time
Davina/Aya - Break sire bond, she shoots him
Aurora - She shoots him, Klaus doesn't save him
HOLY SHIT SO MANY PEOPLE TRY AND KILL HIM.
*eljiah/Finn only ones who end up bound. No others, reason? unknown.
Do you think that Elena, Bonnie, or Caroline would ever get tattoos? Who would be the most likely? Out of your Mystic Falls OC's, who would get a tattoo? Where? What would it be?
I could see any of the members of that trio getting a tattoo—both because I think they’re all pretty sentimental and because they strike me as the kind of friend group who would have done matching tattoos if they managed to get to college without meeting those vampire freaks. I think Elena is the most likely to get one first… the last doppelganger, with the cycle presumably broken, skin that is for the first time her own… I could see it happening.
I think Caroline sort of realizes towards Elena and Bonnie's ending that oh, I could forget them someday and sort of bugs out a little bit. She makes the mistake of asking what age Elena and Bonnie would want to be in the portrait she's getting tattooed, and Elena is like "what's wrong with photo albums?" and Care starts bugging out even worse because omfggggg how could you ask about that?? You KNOW how much she freaked out when she thought she lost her wedding like !!!!! Care is not falling in the trap of relying on pictures!!! Bonnie asks if the tattoo grows back if someone, like, cuts off your arm as a vampire, and Elena has to call Damon to settle their argument. (He tells them to grow up and embrace the photorealistic trauma flashbacks instead—it's impossible to forget someone if their pained face is burned into your mind, obsessively playing over and over in your mind's eye, their body breaking and dying a thousand times in the horror field that is their mind. Bonnie calls him a drama queen.) I also think Care gets one of those wedding ring tattoos with her June wedding date in a live, laugh, love font.
Bonnie probably starts with a sentimental one.
Anyway!!! Poll:
Who out of the barolena trio is the most likely to get a tattoo?
Bonnie
Caroline
Elena
They get a three-way matching group tattoo
Bonnie and Caroline get matching tattoos (sorry Elena)
Bonnie and Elena get matching tattoos (sorry Care)
Caroline and Elena get matching tattoos (sorry Bonnie)
All three of them get tattoos but they aren't matching
Bonnie and Caroline both get them but they don't match
Bonnie and Elena both get them but they don't match
Caroline and Elena both get them but they don't match
None of them are interested in getting a tattoo
As for my ocs:
Liam canonically has a Pony Reinhardt style sleeve.
Madeline also canonically has a small one on her shoulder—it's a cluster of plants in the American traditional style. She got them for her sisters, children, and husbands. (She just kept adding to it, so some parts are more blown out than others.)
Marigold would dabble in getting tattoos that have magical significance.
Laurel doesn't have one, but she has been voted the most likely to talk her partners into getting her name tattooed on them.
Cosette is the most likely to just get them done for a love of the game, she doesn't need a particular sentimental reason. If she sees something cool enough she'd want it on her body.
Sophronia would if she found the right design.
Eleanor doesn't need one—she has the mark of the Five.
If Klaus got turned into a door using magic do you think Elijah loves him enough to recognize him?
Yes (you can't stop true love)
Yes (but only if Klaus can spell out "omg I'm Klaus" in the wood grain)
Yes (he looks for Klaus in everything)
Yes (he cradles Klaus's doorknob and thinks "this feels familiar")
No (he couldn't even figure out Klaus was lying about the ocean thing)
No (he doesn't notice "omg I'm Klaus" written in the wood grain)
No (he isn't really a "pay attention to some random door" kind of guy)
No (but Klaus is insane enough that HE would recognize Elijah as a door)
No (but Finn experiences a sudden and vicious wave of hatred towards the door)
No (but Kol feels like he needs the door to love and pay attention to him)
No (but Rebekah becomes convinced that the door is slut shaming her)
No (Freya finds and fixes him while the rest of their siblings are being stupid)

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Tired, so random Poll
Which of Klaus's Almost murders by his family should have happened?**
Esther/Mikael - He just didn't wake in the vamp transition
Rebekah - By proxie through calling Mikael
Elijah - Sticks to the Plan
Mikael - Plan doesn't get screwed up by Katherine/Stefan
Esther/Mikael - After he killed Ansel
Freya - kill him AND Dahlia all at once
Davina - breaks the sire bond and just Kills him, as she planned for 3 seasons
**or would have been an interesting plot line.
Is there a chance Mikael ever sired a vampire?
Yes, accidentally.
Yes, on purpose.
Yes, to feed.
No, never.
Which Mikaelson was a ripper or the closest to it?
Elijah
Esther's second son
Mikael's third child
Klaus' older brother that isn't Finn
The guy who stopped Rebekah from killing Mikael
Davina's boyfriend.............
Hope's dad.................................
Perfect Petty Princess Rebekah <3
Sir Sleep A Lot
Which character do you think actually FULLY turned their humanity off instead of stamping down most of their emotions?
Stefan
Elena
Damon
Caroline

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list all the bad dads and rank them on how bad of a dad they are. mwah
[The Bad Moms Version]
No legacies dads because I don’t want to think that hard. Ranking them got hard so I’m doing a fake typed out tier-ish list instead. They’re not in order in the tiers, I just listed them alphabetically to save time.
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Mostly Good Dads:
Atticus Shane (what if I released a two-thousand-year-old evil because I loved you and missed you and grieved for you, what if the love I held for you and your mother outweighed the world?)
Grayson Gilbert (worst thing he ever did was a little vampire torture while Elena was sentient enough to wander, which is bad, sure, but his last words to her were to tell her that he loved her. He’s a good dad!! I don’t care!!! I know people say he was a bad dad for not giving his kids vervain, but why would you assume that??? It was the early 2000s Elena could have just been a cheerleader with food issues who didn’t eat the breakfasts that her parents were lovingly adding vervain to. Jenna wouldn’t know to continue that tradition because they died before they could tell her to)
John Gilbert (people will call him a deadbeat but I disagree)
Jonas Martin (chat is it being a bad dad to risk the life of one of your children in a desperate bid to save the soul of the other? I do think he was probably largely a good father, but I could see him being a stifling one towards Greta and I think we are definitely seeing the worst version of him in season two. I do think Jonas probably could left his seventeen-year-old son in the care of a trusted adult while on his vengeance quest, but I also understand why he wouldn’t want to after losing Greta)
Mr. Flemming (canonically still visits his daughter’s grave with his wife every week. I need an AU where they meet Elena after the finale desperately. I need her to have that)
Sarah’s Adoptive Father (Everything she says indicates that her adoptive parents were lovely. I’m happy for her.)
Vicente Cruz (I think the flashbacks adequately establish him to be the kind of person who never wanted Rayna to follow in his footsteps but was aware enough to know that, by virtue of being her father, she likely would inherit his path. I can see why Rayna loved him enough to damn herself)
Vincent Griffith (I am a Vincent/Freya/Keelin truther, so I have to assume he is little Nik’s bonus parent. I’m sure he does a good job at it. At worst he’s a good uncle probably)
Zach Salvatore (I DON’T! WANT! TO! TALK ABOUT IT!!!!! In my heart a good father. Anyone who disagrees should unfollow me)
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Mostly Medium or the "IDK I'm Unsure" Dads:
Aaron Whitmore III (not much to say since Aaron’s dad was murdered when he was six. This is a note to myself to find the time to pull up the episode where they show the newspaper clipping of their murder and see if it mentions if little Aaron was at the campsite when it happened)
Ansel (I know he didn’t really have a chance to be Klaus’s dad or whatever but his affair put his other children at risk and likely did result in most of them dying which is not great!! How I choose to write him on a character level depends on the needs for my particular story, so I don’t have a strong opinion on it tbh. I suppose it depends on if you think he knew how/if Klaus was being abused as a child or not. I’m willing to put him at a 5/10 because I think you could certainly make him worse or better with context.)
August Müller (I find it hard to rank the Müller/Sienna parents because I really did not enjoy season five and his character… I’d say he’s probably somewhere towards the bottom of middle road. I just cannot imagine him being a good person even on a personal level, but if you were to pull out canon evidence proving that he actually was a super cool dad I wouldn’t be like “ oh no that cannot be true” worst person in X’s life could be the best in Y’s life sort of thing)
Guerra Fathers (that would be Gabriel, Eduardo, and Bentio I think, but I’m sure there are more but those are the ones I remember from the family tree. They are literally non-entities! However, we know that they at least managed to at least keep their family alive and hidden despite everything and Francesca seems maladjusted for reasons entirely separate from daddy issues, so my vote is that they were probably normal or at least I don’t care much)
Hayley’s Bio Father (no reason to believe he was a bad one)
Johnathan Gilbert (I don’t think we know anything about his relationship with his kid, but he managed to pull two baddies (I’m jealous of him, it should have been me) and was involved with both of their murders—though Pearl didn’t stay that way for vampire-related reasons. I find myself deeply invested in wanting to know what his deal is)
Joseph Salvatore (there are technically other named Salvatore fathers but I don’t care about them that much. I think Joseph is probably an okayish one considering he was trying to protect himself, his family, and his community against his weird vampire great-something-uncles. I don’t really blame him for sending Damon to the scientific whump capital of Virginia, if I had to deal with some freak showing up like 🔵_🔵 and saying stuff like “thanks for taking care of my house <3” before killing your friends and family, all I’m saying is if I was in an abusive relationship with a distant relative all because his abusive dad probably assaulted a maid and got her pregnant and now I’m beholden to him and his freaky brother tbh I would do it too)
Mathias (a dad the same way Eva and Valerie are moms—they’re maybe in another life parents. Freya seemed to like him and thought he was worth the risk, but also Freya does not always have the best taste (Keelin withstanding) on account of being an evil woman in constant duress so. Who’s to say.)
Richard Xavier Dumas (well. I don’t think anything points to him being a bad dad. Now an evil no good bad almost grandfather-in-law to Hayley on account of murdering her parents? Sure.)
Robert Williams (I know Stefan was sorry for murdering Dorian’s dad but he probably could stand to be even more sorry for it because like omfggggg you actually are not more important than this guy’s entire family)
Rudy Hopkins (I think he probably should have gotten a job that required less travel so he could be there for Bonnie. It maybe makes sense for him to trust Jenna and Sheila to help supplement her care, but once they both died he should have changed careers. If he is the type of specialized pharmaceutical rep who spend 75-80% of their time traveling then he would be making bank and could absolutely afford to figure it out. I am still of the opinion that making him an oil rig worker would make more sense—it is a demanding and laborious job that requires you spend half of your life away from your family and while you are making a lot of money, it’s dangerous and it’s not as profitable as a pharma job, so it’s much harder to leave the industry. Most of the people I know who work in the field have a hard time even making it all the way back home because the two weeks of non-stop grueling physical labor take so much out of you that they usually crash before they can make the trip. Additionally traveling all the way home, sometimes across several states, cuts into the profit they make because most companies don’t pay for your trip home while most pharma jobs would if he’s a traveling rep, so. :/ I just feel like there isn’t a good enough reason for him to not be home more, so it reads like a deficiency in his character, which means despite him seeming like a nice father when we do see them interact, I cannot rank him as a mostly good dad… he is firmly mostly medium to me)
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Bad Not-Good Dads:
Alaric Saltzman (I don’t want to talk about it)
Benjamin Lockwood (canonically owned slaves. so. yeah. George seems pretty weird if I’m being honest, so I can’t imagine Benjamine was a particularly amazing one but his son also has that “I have never been told no” swagger so *I wave my hands* I’m putting him in mostly bad because of the slaves, would be in hellfire level as a person but this is about fatherhood or whatever)
Camille’s Father (didn’t bother to go to Sean, Camille, or Kieran’s funerals. What the heck is his problem???)
Count de Martel (no way does a good dad produce children as maladjusted as Aurora and Tristan, I know he’s a bad dad I just can’t prove it)
Gia’s Stepdad (she says he’s a jerk!!! I’m inclined to believe her!!!)
Inadu’s Father (is he a normal deadbeat or was he just not invited to the “lets all get together and murder Inadu” party??? If he was part of the party and I just didn’t notice him then please assume I’d like him moved down to the hellfire level, that’s my girl and I don’t care about her crimes)
Katherine’s father (bad no-good guy! I am generally against blaming people’s behavior on other characters unless you do it do a dad so: *clears my throat so I sound like Damon* I wouldn't have even been in town to turn Vicki into a murderous vampire if I wasn't trying to get Katherine out of a tomb she wasn't in *I clear my throat again and continue in his voice* really if you think about it, this is all her dad’s fault)
Klaus (terrible no good bad horrible dad to marcel. Medium okay goodish dad to Hope most of the time. Weird daddy figure to Lucien (who wants to sleep with him) and Tyler (whom Klaus desperately wants to put in his basement and poke with sharp sticks) so. Like. 5/10? 4? Idk I feel like he could be much better at this whole thing. He would be in the medium section if it weren’t the aforementioned crimes against our shared son, Marcellus Gerard)
Pastor Young (tfw your father loses his mind and commits murder-suicide with twelve of the most prominent people in town that you’ve known since you were a baby and you’re all alone now and he knew about vampires and didn’t tell you so you accidentally get taken advantage of by some group of vampire misfit toys. Like. Genuinely. What the hell. Leave her alone. I consider him a mildly bad dad because of the losing his mind and murdering a bunch of people thing is bad, but he could have taken April with him but chose not to… and Silas is pretty good at making people lose their minds so. Extenuating circumstances, however, I’m sure this turbo sucked for April)
Peter Maxwell (my #1 opp)
Richard Lockwood (*Klaus-and-his-pseudo-sons conspiracy theorist voice* no babe you don’t get it, it’s about father-sons. It’s about Klaus and Mikael—Lucien as an outsider within his own Always and Forever, Marcel and his connection to bastardhood and kinghood and the cycle and how it do be cycling, and Tyler with his abusive father and mother who loves him but chooses to stay—)
Tripp’s Father (apparently he was such a bad dad that Tripp took his mom’s maiden name)
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Hellfire Level:
Bill Forbes (tfw your irl gay dad puts you through metaphorical gay torture-basement conversion camp because vampirism has made you metaphorically gay and he is metaphorically a violent homophobe)
Giuseppe Salvatore (the worst people you know think that Lily is a worse parent than him. They can’t stand to see a milf succeed. They are weak willed and will not see the gates of heaven if I have anything to say about it. I also don’t like the actor they picked for him in the later seasons recast. But, yeah, terms of being a dad like omfgggggg he is not good)
Hayley’s Adoptive Father (made the list for the same reason his wife made the bad moms list. Who the hell lets a 13-year-old get so drunk on a boat that she accidentally kills someone and then presumably covers it up—Hayley doesn’t seem to have a criminal record—and then kicks her out when she becomes a wolf once a month???? If you have enough money to have a boat and cover up your adopted kid’s murder then buy a wolf-proof kennel from a wildlife sanctuary oh my god)
Joshua Parker (I find him interesting on a personal level but he did impregnate his wife over and over until he had human sacrifices that he liked more than the last two for the death cult he runs)
Julian (lol. lmao even.)
Mikael (I would probably be more interested in him on a personal level if people weren’t so annoying about his wife (someone free my goat, she did almost everything they claim she did but I subscribe to the “it’s not a crime if you’re a milf” school of philosophy) but lmfao yeah he’s a turbo bad dad)
Papa Tunde (on one hand I do think his rage towards Klaus for murdering his sons and presenting their heads to him is completely valid, but on the other I do think the validity of that rage is perhaps undercut by turning said sons into vectors of some of the most dangerous and powerful sacrificial magic we see in the series. My advice would be to not do that)
The Governor (no offense to everyone who thinks Mikael is the worst dad, but they’re all wrong. It’s this guy)
Klaus (less than an hour after sending Tyler to kill Caroline on her birthday): you really think I would kill you?? on your birthday??? me (the guy who was going to use you as one of my sacrifices in my famous plot to murder your childhood friend six months ago)???? maybe you should call your boyfriend (who I remade in my image so I would never be lonely or have to face my father without someone willing to die for me at my side ever again) and ask him what the fuck his problem is (I am quite literally your boyfriend's entire fucking problem btw)
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Klaus (seconds after doing the exact thing she fears and expects him to do): how dare you fear and expect that of me??? the best predictor of future behavior is NOTHING because I cannot be presumed at nor can I be predicted!! I know I indiscriminately murdered Elena's friends and family a little while ago, but how could you assume that's my baseline????? I could change (I'm not going to but I could) here have a soulful sketch I made of you with a horse you have no emotional connection to as proof. could I interest you in a prom dress that you can wear to my family's fancy black tie ball? also I'm going to ruin your boyfriend's life for this