‼️VESSEL ALERT‼️

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

sometimes you name your oc something stupid and it sticks and you cannot change it so you just have a guy named Hoobry Styloobs now

noobnouns - pronouns - hackernouns - godnouns

I love ego renegade boy bc it takes the anti transmasc rhetoric of ‘how could you kill a beautiful girl’ ‘we’re mourning our daughter’ and says yeah I killed your daughter. and it was cool as fuck. I injected her with lethal chemicals aka my testosterone shot. I’m gonna make a music video about it.

i'm buying some miku merch for my room today. tbh i'm surprised i've never had a vocaloid hyperfixation, it's like the one interest i have that i'm normal about. anyways yeah punk miku figure soon

i'm buying some miku merch for my room today. tbh i'm surprised i've never had a vocaloid hyperfixation, it's like the one interest i have that i'm normal about. anyways yeah punk miku figure soon

The biggest fault in playing magic the gathering online is not being able to physically strangle your opponents. When the fuck did everyone else get the fucking Turbo Steroid Decks starting every game with some fuckass zero cost card going "if you have seven cards in your hand rn you win immediately no matter what" that summons a 12/13 Fuckzilla with vigilance and deathtouch. Like oh wow wowwee congratulations fuck you. I wonder if your mother is self-aware enough to regret having children.

Ok but have you stopped to consider how cute you'd look as my puppet? Like, I know you're really insistent on this whole 'free will' thing but I've got these really pretty strings that are sized perfectly for your body and so many honeyed words to whisper in your ear. You don't even need to stop fighting. You can just pause at the critical moment and I'll do all the work. We can make it look like an accident.

I think selfcest is very interesting as a exploration of (a certain type of) aro/ace. Wanting a romantic or sexual connection with someone, but finding it impossible or too uncomfortable to actually engage with. So you have turn all that inward, or onto a clone, someone else who gets it, who has the same fears and wants and physical reactions as you. It's a type of comfort, you don't have to put on a mask or try to do more then you're comfortable to please someone else. It's just you in the room.