(driving the car home from the hospital)
me: wow i sure love operating heavy machinery safely and focusedfully
dekkad deckard: can we talk about that drawing of nyarlhotep you made. i never thought he could look hot but you somehow did it
me: i. hmmmm. yeah i guess. i was going for "cutieful" you know
dekkad: i didn't even realize you could make it look like he HAD hips
me: yeah you're right. i'm probably like the first person ever to draw nyarlhotep this way. *starts imagining new outfits for him*
dekkad: it's weird how he's sexier in clothes than butt ass naked
me: stop making me think about this. the road dekkad
dekkad: add nyarlhotep to the mind palace. i am going to have sex with that technician.
me: ugh fine give me a second
nyarlhotep: hello
the car: *swerves across three lanes of traffic and hits a lightpost*
