children love crawling into small machines

if ever I were to transition to be a boy and then later one day went “fuck it. it’s girl time.” to me that would not be detransitioning. I’m built different that’s just trans gender 2!!!!!

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

She’s winding up to slap his ass

buenos días mandy

“The Party Girl. A species that flourished from the late 90s to the early 2010s. population began to swiftly decrease in 2014 and the coronavirus pandemic is thought to have killed off the last of them. A species lost to time. Or so we thought. My hypothesis, gentlemen, is that yes, they have gone extinct. But i propose…” *i flip a lever and lights illuminate several test tubes, each containing a college frat boy. I pull out a cartoonishly large needle full of estrogen.* “…we can bring them back.”

the queen of england and i have been in a high-stakes game of occult espionage ever since i accidentally sent her 3,000 year old boy-toy the wrong potion and he crumbled into dust. if my gnome assasins don’t get her before the year is out i need someone to come to my wizard tower and clear the search history on my orb

oh thank god

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure