dollar store swamp thing

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

having one lock of white hair is such a classic character design like hell yeah now THATS a character

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot