dollar store swamp thing

every tumblr post is so good when you’re supposed to be speeping

didnt notice this typo because i was tired due to supposed to be speeping..

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

having one lock of white hair is such a classic character design like hell yeah now THATS a character