Deimofi

did my best to grab enough screenshots to see almost all the code during these segments. spoilers/thoughts under the cut

White lies 🐝

Because why do you expect me to care about something that you couldn't even be bothered to make yourself by using a shareholder-fueled gimmick that actively makes the world worse with:

data theft

identity fraud and harmful misinformation

hardware hoarding (RAM crisis)

wrecking the environment (insane water pollution and waste + electricity usage for data centers that's so high that nearby towns and their citizens have to pay the price)

causing corporations and studios to underpay and fire artists and other creative jobs in nearly every creative field because AI is "cheaper"

consistently shitting on the very purpose and meaning of art

eroding critical thinking skills

preying on loneliness and the addiction-prone

Fuck off with that.

Don't serve me lazy, unethically made slop and expect praise.

So many hahahah

I’m shitty at explaining plots so bare with me

Naruto Shippuden

Pre-Naruto Shippuden

Post War Arc

Mr. and Miss Communication by chaosnojutsu humor | ONE SHOT - Temari meets baby Mirai for the first time but mistakes her for Shikamaru’s daughter

Crybaby by 11Star11 hurt/comfort | ONESHOT - The reason why Temari refuses to cry

A little Help by GaarasLittleGirl97 hurt/comfort | COMPLETED - Shikamaru struggles with the aftermath of the war. Concerned, Choji asks for Temari’s help

Blank Period

Alliance Union

Leaving Things Unfinished by ladykatsuyu fluff | ONESHOT - A tired Temari and Shikamaru needing a break from paperwork

Dating/Engaged/Marriage

Outsiders by Fullmetalfrontal ONESHOT - Temari moves in with Shikamaru before their wedding and tries adapting to Konoha by making friends

Colors by pearlsong fluff | ONESHOT - Temari tries to guess Shikamaru’s favorite color

Half of Her Heart by drowninglinguists angst | Incomplete (last updated: 18-08-2025) - After Kankurou and Gaara go missing, Temari has to put her engagement on hold and take the position of Kazekage until they find them

The Request by BrazilianWriter fluff | ONESHOT - Shikamaru wants to propose to Temari, but his fears prevent him. A conversation with Gaara changes his perspective.

Kisses in the Rain by dayeongi (Restricted) fluff | ONESHOT - Shikamaru picks Temari from the gates in the pouring rain

Evergreen by pieceofmind22 fluff | ONESHOT - Kankurou talks to Shikamaru on his wedding day

Once Upon A Time by AnonOhMiss angst & hurt/comfort(I hope) | Incompleted (last updated: 14/07/2025) - Takes place during Gaara Hiden except the council is against their marriage that they launched a coup

Safe In His Arms by SpookyMoth angst & fluff | ONESHOT - Temari appears on Shikamaru’s front door injured (Restricted)

Between The Sheets by SpookyMoth light angst & fluff | ONESHOT - Temari is nervous on her wedding night (Restricted)

Boruto Next Gen

midnight solace by discreet_insanity angst with comfort? | ONESHOT - Shikadai wakes up to Temari checking on him due to PTSD and flashbacks from her childhood

Falling for you (again) by BrazilianWriter slow burn | Completed - Temari loses her memory after a mission goes wrong

Better Late Than Never by SpicedGold fluff | Completed - Shikamaru tries to help experience the things she missed out when she was a child

A Little Problem by AnonOhMiss fluff & angst | Completed - mission gone wrong and Shikamaru has to take care of his wife who is now a six year old

The Mother Of Invention by AnonOhMiss implied sexual content & humor/fluff | ONESHOT - Shikamaru doesn’t have time to have sex because of his work so Temari finds a way to help him make time

Alternative Universes

Modern AU

Holiday Banters by Servenna Office AU

All three parts have smut but it’s not the main focus of the plot. I just didn’t know how to tag it

Also I’m only describing the first one because if I do the other ones I would be spoiling it

Part 1: Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice Explicit sexual content (Halloween) | Completed - Shikamaru is working on merging the Ino-Shika-Cho company with the Sabaku Inc. The only one in his way is Temari who is against the idea

Part 2: December Delights Explicit sexual content (Christmas) | Completed

Part 3: Head Over Heels Explicit sexual content (Valentine’s Day) | incomplete (last updated: 29-07-2025)

The Riddle by nibbler747 light rivals to lovers & high school setting | ONESHOT - Temari asks Shikamaru to set her up with Sasuke. He agrees only if she is able to figure out his riddle

Royalty AU

Inheritance and Influence by Fullmetalfrontal arranged marriage & a touch of magic | Incompleted (last updated: 04-08-2025) - After their father's death in the eastern war, Shikamaru helps Ino secure a match so she can stay a duchess and keep her ancestral land and gardens. It would be a drag, but he figures a good diplomatic move would be to ask Crown Prince Gaara of Suna to come to Konoha and bring along his terrifying sister and weird brother. Politics and tiffs ensue.

Supernatural AU

Heaven or Las Vegas by Fullmetalfrontal vampire hunters & angst | Incompleted (last updated: 20-08-2025) - This is the story about a covert, vampire-infested version of the American Southwest, where military-trained agents go after the supernatural only to discover conspiracy after conspiracy. (It’s quite complicated to explain the plot so I had to copy paste the description. Also has sexual content)

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I started this about 2 or 3 weeks ago. Didn’t get to finish it. I also started uni after a gap year so I’ve been busy with that. I’ll try to see if I can edit this later on to finish it.