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TODAY IS STREET CLEANING DAY!!

PLEASE REMAIN CALM! STREET CLEANERS WILL BE UPON US QUITE SOON! WE HAVE LITTLE TIME TO PREPARE!

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

i love making art

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funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

#we’ve known it for awhile but #white robot

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

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Your brother is the best

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Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

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the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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World Heritage Post

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Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

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Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

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ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

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It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

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dodge this

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"Dunk"

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Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

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Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

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please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

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It took them two tries to ban it?

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does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

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drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

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im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

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"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

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you know, i don't remember

#i need to make more are about having DID

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You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

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this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

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happy pride month!

#i love u mettaton #no one can ever take u from me

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