Degie

you think you work hard?? think again. imagine a little tiny puppy digging a little tiny hole. do you understand?

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

god i wish i was a feral hog i just wanna fuck shit up

Reminder that it costs more daily to keep someone in prison than most prisoners have ever stolen and certainly much more than it'd cost to fix the poverty that drives almost all crime, it just exists to scare people out of hurting corporate profit and you foot the bill woth your taxes.

Im not even alive im just collecting data

Before someone inevitably gives me a big long explanation about the difference between a kilt and a skirt - if you wear that anywhere in Scotland, it’s not getting called a kilt.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY KILTS GAY KILTS GAY MEDIVAL TUNICS GAY GOTH GAY AESTHETIC YES

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

world heritage post

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

don’t tell anyone but i want a b*yfriend

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie