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Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

This is the Spirit of the Crab Rave. Reblog to manifest It Happening.

Any pre-smartphone futuristic media that predicted people having little personal pocket computer devices got thing wrong: not one of them predicted how easy it to loose track of that fucking thing. It’s like the unholy combination of loosing your keys and loosing your writing utensil: you JUST had it a second ago, you carry it all the time, you can’t remember where you set it down, apparently you didn’t put it in your pocket this time, where the FUCK could it have possibly gone

AND! It has a built in audible alert signal!! In fact that was its initial purpose!! It would be like if your missing keys had a “make noise on demand” function!! AND YET. AND YET WE, IN OUR HUBRIS, HAVE CONTRIVED TO REMOVE ITS “MAKE NOISE“ FUNCTION. Ringer on silent? Fucked! Out of battery? Fucked! Don’t have a landline? Also fucked!!

It was under a blanket on the couch.

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

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