tell me we’ll never get used to it

after the events of 10x05 fanfiction when dean is reminded of adam’s existence AND the fact that he’s still in the cage he says to sam, like, “hey, do you think we should, like, do something about that? try to save him?” and sam thinks about the two hundred years in the cage where michael & adam were too busy batting their eyelashes at each other and comparing hand sizes to prevent literally any of the personalized torture sam was facing by way of the devil and he’s like “nah i’m good actually. fuck them kids”

adam as himself and michael presenting himself in the cage as a visualization of adam’s body the way lucifer appeared to sam as nick holding their hands up together giggling like “omg theyre the EXACT same size” and out of focus in the far background sam’s in the active process of getting crucified

Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.

That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show.