some kinda high-strung freak

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

tiramisu

Certified piss post

it turns out that making big positive changes in your life is great but it also forces you to reckon with the years you spent not really living and makes you feel like you're carrying the corpse of a 20 year old girl on your back

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

How your email finds me

"BEGONE, FOUL FALSE INTELLIGENCE!! "

The scrying cube is filled with ill portents.

"I am being catfished, Tad Cooper!"

Canon always seems to go in the direction of “Daniel is sad because absolutely nobody listens to him” which is a crime. We were robbed of “Daniel is sad because the only people who listen to him are 1. Graham Hancock fans and 2. Grad students who are obviously only here so they can roast him after”

let’s all make the really uncomfortable decision of being brutally present in our bodiesssss 😍😍😍😍

PEAK is fun because you get to get feel what it would be like falling down a mountain and being abandoned and left for dead by your closest friends, an oddly painful but satisfying experience

huh? bpd?