absolute (insert noun here)

He is exactly where he is supposed to be

Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone

Therapists hate them

if u liked mythology as a kid ur gay

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

I love how the dude keeps popping in and out for each response

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

Give me some money moneycat 🐱 please please 🙏

we found their parents

Hello berry proud of her, I’m james

Are u that fucking shrimp

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for