Here To Be Gay And Embarrassing

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

weaponized competence

learned helpfulness

That was the wrONG GIF

Actually no it still works it’s pretty accurate

Jesus came back and said inflation is illegal

both kinds?

…there’s two?

hang on let me google something real quick

we should all implode and die forever actually

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging