ooooh look at me I'm so hot sexy and beautiful and charming and friendly to everyone... 🙄

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart