howdily doodily

this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

i bought groceries and now I have to cook them. unbelievable. what's next, dishes?

happy 2 year anniversary to Oleana looking like a mom whose kid just came home with a big ass toad asking if they can keep it for a pet after she just got rid of the last one

kind of a milf. refrog

Re frogging is why she’s so tired already

"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!

deep dive into the mattress squeaking sound that's been in the background of 30% of rap songs since 2008

what did you find

oh nothing i was just hoping to speak the idea into existence so that one of those youtubers who do random deep dives will get a cold chill in the middle of the night and know what they must do

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history