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Sorry That I Haven’t Seen You In Six Months Because I’m Depressed and My House Is a Mess Because I’m Depressed and I Can’t Talk about What I’ve Been Doing Lately Because I Haven’t Been Doing Anything Lately Because I’m Depressed: the Trilogy

me with every dog ever

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

LMFAOOOOOO

the enemy of my enemy is my friend

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived

“your generation is obsessed with instant gratification” mom you freak the fuck out and stomp out of a restaurant when you wait more than 15 minutes for your food

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

I want all of the content on this site to be deleted apart from this video

im glad tumblr people are finally discovering the gem that is indian soap operas

this is like looking at the original draft of the constitution