The Dark-White Wardens

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now

I overuse ellipsis so much it's because of my pensive nature...

she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any

Soooo untrue, worstie <3 *draws my blade as my life bar appears on the bottom of your vision*

Rigor mortis is gay as fuck. What do you need to be stiff for? Other men?

Book Hater Club where we talk about whatever book we read recently that we hated

You’re not allowed to say anything positive. Haters only

Physically fighting someone over their opinion is not only allowed but actively encouraged

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like... “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days