rebolg to crawl around in tunnels underground

I astral projected to the epic bacon dimension and their most awesomesauce mystic sages spent an eternity waterboarding my soul

this literally fills me with indescribable joy like no other show makes me as happy

I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

‘i saw your social cue but am ignoring it in the hopes you learn to use your words and communicate like an adult. hope this helps’

what anarchists don't want to admit is that it would only take one more organization called Total People's Liberation Struggle Party being created and subsequently embroiled in a 4-year sex scandal to defeat capitalism around the world

something very amusing about the people who speak authoritatively about what it means to be lgbt (or let's be real they often are saying queer lol) in terms of like. "we sure love iced coffees and harry styles and being useless!!!!!!" but they'd absolutely get very nervous about poppers or gay guys armpit licking or lesbians sucking the boob sweat or girlfag boydykes etc and it's like. maybe you can find something else to speak authoritatively about. something else to make your identity about. maybe like... being upper middle class or being afraid of conflict

I think they'd explode if you brought up sophie