a sex-starved suburban dad

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

i asked @werewolf-draco’s mom to blow a raspberry literally right on their face and she actually did it the absolute madwoman

soon i’ll be there to do it myself :3cccc

i swear to god if u do i will punch u

no u will just not invite me to get fast food with u and ur mom i know this from my dream trust me

i asked @werewolf-draco’s mom to blow a raspberry literally right on their face and she actually did it the absolute madwoman

soon i'll be there to do it myself :3cccc

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

where tf is Hozier? I want new music from him

Nobody picked him up from church

I want to _____ you.

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

*cautiously reblogs this*

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

I’m nervous

I’m curious/scared

iM EXCITED

This is going to be ridiculous

Well here it goes

bring it on nerds

Fuck it

i never normally post this many ask things, but i’m suffering through writers block rn and i’m terribly bored 

Empty ask box in 3 2 1

I’m scared

//go for it

(( Eh why not

fire away