👑 Through the looking glass

It’s been a while…is anyone still here?

Twitter is in its death rattle so I guess I’m back

where tf is Hozier? I want new music from him

Nobody picked him up from church

Hozier came out with an album now let this die

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

I went into this video skeptical but y’all right

I hate this

23/80 thank y’all so much

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

BEST ADOPTED MUM

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

23/80 thank y’all so much

yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types

Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?

This confirms I’m actually chikorita because I’m short but my hair makes me taller than a lot of people

Now think about how many of these girls were beaten/raped/enslaved in the books and then also think about how these books were written with adult men at their main audience.

People who hate kids prolly got dragged by one. Children can sense demonic energies. When a kid calls you a doodoo dookie head that’s like a palm reading.

this post reads very differently for mlm and wlw

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed