someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

Galaxies are yurinating...

don't say it like that

He’s actually called bender bending rodriguez. Not just “bender”.

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

wears a big t-shirt that says I ♥️ WHEN CHARACTERS ARE NASTY AND FLAWED AND ANNOYING AND HURT EACH OTHER AND THEMSELVES

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”