something terrible has happened...

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

i went to taco bell today and laid my peepers on the bajabeast that they get the teal soda from. needless to say i bit that thing like a dracula and brother i started sucking

That character in the background looks like Lois

you cant get anywhere by bottling it up. when youre around people who really do care, you have to let yourself open up or no one will ever know. you deserve better than praying for scraps be genuine or die

metric foot fetish. i see a spondee and cum instantly

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so, unfortunately, I completely fucked up and did not read the caption of this photo on inaturalist while getting hysterical about it on the clock during my break and this is in fact a dead otter :( he was not in fact resting. he looked like a corpse because he was in fact a corpse. i might be stupid

got in the lyft and the driver said Hi Guys (just me) i say hii and like ten seconds pass before he goes I Said Hi Guys Because I Thought You Were Two People Getting In The Car. the truth come out: does lakevida is two people

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers