僕らは皆意味不明

at some point you all need to stop bothering adult women with a cute style just because literally anything women do can be tied to a fetish of some sort

dog im not reading that *collapses unconscious onto the floor* *gets back up but i look more sinister this time and red eyes* *more sinisterer voice* Dog... Let me read that..

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

D&D has become so much more fun since it clicked for me that I'm not the character, I'm the writer in charge of the character

every now and then the neighbour's kid, who knows he'll get in trouble if he climbs in his dad's car and just leans on the horn, decides it's worth the consequences and treats himself. and that's real