if men couldn’t offer me rpf they would wholly cease to exist in my life

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

doctor just prescribed me music really loud