💞love is the motive💫

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

Me and my color coded friendgroup are gonna beat your ass

I love this on its own but the context being that Baaulp was asking him when a blowjob isn't gay is amazing

i need like 9 cigarettes and a gunshot to the face

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

let’s go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!