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I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

Akira bike sliding on a horse