💞love is the motive💫

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

tagging nothinggraffiti with a spray can’t

yes i do ship those characters but i ship them in an infinitely more aroace way than you will ever be able to comprehend

they're not "dating" they're not "a couple" they're intrinsically connected and intertwined with each other for eternity. they're bound together like the stars. get with the program

My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is

No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.

a while ago i saw a video of a chastity cage being used to separate an egg yolk from whites. another time, i saw a video of a hitachi wand being used against a metal bowl to sift the clumps out of flour. the question is what other culinary applications can we find for sex toys? today (gesturing toward adam and jamie with my gun), on mythbusters,

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

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