ew no

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

they're saying it's the most thursday it's ever been

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

my thing i haven’t made is so good 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders