Spock Is My Queen Now

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

i just never want to see elon musk happy

i think he should be torn apart by lions.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored