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One of my tags from 3+ years ago is #FREDDIE MERCURY SAVE ME Iâd like to understand the mindset of the time

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On the Stuck Hannibal gifset did you adjust the brightness on each individual letter (sometimes parts of the letter! Like the K on Will's nose in 'thinking of you' is brighter where the highlight is and darker on the bridge) in order to maintain consistent or specific contrast bc if so kudos it looks awesome. The text weaves in and out of the image perfectly, it's beautiful
LOL no fam I used photoshop and probably an overlay layer with a 60-80% opacity or sm like that I donât even knowI made the gif set over 2 years ago so I donât have the psd file anymore to tell you exactly what tf was going on but thanks fammmm â¤ď¸
I ainât tripping,
Iâm just missing youÂ
(x)
FUCKING SUE ME HAHAHAHAHA
Remember when I made Hannibal gifs with good ol pop songs
WAIT A MOTHERFUCKING MINUTE NO ONE TOLD ME THAT BEVERLYâS IMAGE WAS CRYING WHEN WILL IMAGINED HER TALKING TO HIM WHEN HE DISCOVERED HER BODY
HOLD ME IâM FALLING
WHAT IS THIS NOÂ
WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS TO MY ATTENTION THAT JUST MAKES THIS MOMENT 100X SADDER
HOW IS THIS NECESSARY
I'll never not reblog
also for the love of everything dear children can you please use bigger fonts for your themes bc old mama is 24 and bLIND af

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amiunix replied to your post âhow bad is HP and the cursed child? i heard people were v excited...â
I hear people are comparing the writing to that horrible fanfic My Immortal. And honestly the snippets I see are just so bad, like I jfc believe that it's canon.
the whole plot is here and this is the worst thing i have read in my life this is so awfully bad i donât have enough wordsÂ
god is good, always
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what do you mean aml ameen has left the sense8 cast????

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Slash Fic Gothic
You have blond hair, he has brown hair. You always have blond hair, he always has brown hair. You dye your hair brown, but suddenly his hair is blond, and you feel as though maybe you are him, and he is you, and you have blond hair again, and he has brown hair.
His gaze is impossibly fond, his eyes are impossibly blue, he pulls you impossibly closer, your heart beats impossibly fast, the bulge in his pants is impossibly hard, he should maybe get that checked out.
You donât remember ever working out and yet you look down and see you have a six pack. When you next see yourself in the mirror you have an eight pack. When he takes of your shirt you have ten, twelve abs. Youâre scared to look again in case there are more.
His eyes change colour depending on his moods. At first you thought it was a trick of the light, but now youâre not so sure. They switch between blue, green and grey. Once you thought you saw a flicker of red. You make sure to kiss with your eyes closed now.
Youâre white, and so is he. Sometimes heâs your enemy, but you still love him, donât you? Of course, it makes sense. Youâre not sure what you like about him, exactly, but there must be something, right? Thereâs this intangible thing between you, isnât there? You feel like you may have more chemistry with your non-white friend, but that canât be right.
You donât remember taking your clothes off but youâre naked now. Well, all you remember is toeing out of your shoes. You always toe out of them, although you donât quite know what that means.
Your pronouns mix into a blur and you no longer know where you end and he begins⌠You reach out your hand to his hand on his arm⌠your arm⌠his⌠You are sitting and he straddles you but is facing away⌠There are hands everywhereâŚ
THE ACCURACY HURTS.
You smell like sandlewood. Â You donât know what sandlewood even IS.
Once your shoes are off, you pad everywhere. You try to walk, but you canât, your feet donât comply. Your only option if you want to get from room to room is to pad.
Your tongues battle for dominance. There can be only one victor. One tongue is not walking away from this battle. Will it be yours?
He tastes like smoke and wine, whatever he had for dinner, and something distinctly him. You donât know what that taste is or where it comes from⌠only that it is distinctlyâŚhimâŚ
Is he The Smaller Man? Or The Larger Man? Are you The Pale Man? Are you The Slender Man? The Blond Man? You no longer have a name⌠you are just an epithet.
You thought you were about the same size, but, the clothes come off⌠and heâs The Larger Man. So large. Heâs got six inches on you. You can tuck your head under his chin. Ten inches now⌠is he growing? Are you shrinking?
Itâs weeping. OH GOD WHY IS IT WEEPING?
A girl and her husband are playing lips reading game with her parents, while they are playing the game they told him that he will be a grandfather. This is so cute đâ¤ď¸
heâs about to flip the table heâs so happy <3
AHHH
oh my god this made me so happy
by casadeperrin
fact:
if i ever have a daughter iâm naming her either Brienne or Darlene
OR BOTH
guys
guys
guys
i know what iâm doing on the next party night
This sounds fun as shit.Â
#this happened in on of my classes#almost every day#one time the last guy without the hand on his ear realized they were going to tackle him#so he slipped into his car and tried to drive away#but the guys#lITERALLY TACKLED THE CAR#ONE DUDE LUNGED ONTO THE WINDSHIELD AS HE DROVE OFF#in the distance you could hear MISTER PRESIDENT NOOOOÂ (x)

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Assorted Baking Tips
you can pretty much eyeball salt or vanilla extract, you donât need to get out the teaspoon measure
you really canât eyeball baking powder or baking soda
level off dry ingredients like flour or sugar by dragging the back of a knife across the top of the measuring cup
Iâve yet to see a recipe where salted v. unsalted butter made a difference in taste so like ¯\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
you donât need to add the ingredients in the order they say you have to, or use two different bowls, or whatever
if youâre supposed to have two bowls, one for butter/sugar/other wet stuff and one for flour/baking soda/salt, and then âadd the dry ingredients slowly to the wetâ  - nah, thatâs for people who have electric mixers, fuck those people and their noodle arms
make the wet ingredients bowl, add the baking soda and salt and whatever and mix, then add the flour
boom, one bowl
some things you can substitute, like margarine for butter or nut milk for milk
things you canât substitute:
chemical reaction things like baking soda or yeast
eggs [note: you can make eggless baked goods, but it works way better with recipes intended to be eggless]
anything that tastes strongly, like I tried to make 3-ingredient vegan brownies and I didnât have any almond butter and oh boy it tasted like chocolate peanut butter
most recipes from like chocolate chip bags or the backs of sugar boxes are the same recipe with one little thing changed, seriously
like the ghirardelli recipe for chocolate chip cookies is exactly the same as hersheys is the same as toll house, but hersheyâs calls for a half teaspoon less of salt and ghirardelli calls for an extra teaspoon of vanilla extract
the moral of the story is that no one cares about salt or vanilla extract and neither should you
if youâre not sure, make the recipe exactly like it says in the directions once, and then after that do it however you think best
The advantage of using unsalted butter vs. salted butter is that you can better control the amount of salt youâre putting into your cake / crust / whatever.
Also thereâs a reason why thereâs a second bowl for dry ingredients: itâs to make sure that baking powder/soda and salt are thoroughly incorporated to the flour before adding it to the wet ingredients (you donât need to sift it though, gently mix with a whisk for 1 minute and youâre good to go). That way you make sure that all ingredients are evenly distributed.
Last but not least: whoever bakes with margarine better stay one universe away from me
Didnât expect that.
No you donât understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didnât get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.
First soldier: [yelling] Iâm a Barbie girl!
Other soldiers: [chanting loudly in unison] in a Barbie world! Life in plastic, itâs fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!
First soldier: Come on Barbie, letâs go party!
Other soldiers: Ah ah ah yeah!
First soldier: Come on Barbie, lets go party!
Other soldiers: Ooh oh! Ooh oh!
First soldier: Come on Barbie, letâs go party!
Other Soldiers: Ah ah-!
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