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Heisenberg has a dad bod but yall are afraid to admit it

just watched a character redesign video that was like "I made her chubby" but it was just like her thighs got hit with the Photoshop bloat tool and that's it

ppl really be like "i made this character chubby" nd just gave em huge tits, thighs and ass. the amnt of body positivity posta ive seen where none of the ppl have double chins. plz learn to draw fat ppl im begging u.

I’m out of juice. you want me to do homework? you want me to do dishes? I am juiceless! I am out of juice! what juiceless fool can draw every muscle in the neck? what devil can put away laundry while bereft of juice? there is nothing in the carton! I have not even pulp! juiceless I tell you! I will lie on the floor and scorn you. I am out of juice. how dare you

when you search "call me by your name" on youtube lil nas x's video is the first video to show up. nature is healing <3

Hi my name is Ever Given Ever’Green Imbari Golden Class and I have a long green hull (that’s how I got my name) with white letters that reach across my back and a red bulbous prow like a dolphin’s fin and a lot of people tell me I look like Sapphire Princess (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Conti Cortesia Ever’Green Marine but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Golden Class Container Ship but my deck is straight and wide. I have smooth green paint. I’m also a Cargo Ship, and I sail in a shipping lane called called the Suez Canal in Egypt where I’m part of a caravan (I’m three). I’m a ship (in case you couldn’t tell) and I sail mostly in the ocean. I love Hot Topic and I ship all my clothes to there. For example today I was shipping a thousand black corsets with ten miles of matching lace and a lot of discounted black leather miniskirts, pink fishnets, and combat boots. I was carrying black containers, white containers, black half-containers, and wearing red eye shadow. I was sailing through the Suez canal. It was windy and full of sand so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of tugboats told me I was about to run aground. I put my middle finger up at them.

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when Caesar becomes emperor tomorrow

i went on what was ostensibly a bi activism blog and about 12 out of their most recent 20 posts were all about how Pansexuals Bad. i swear this bi vs pan shit is just a psyop to stop people from talking about bi issues that actually, like, affect real people’s lives in a material way

I can’t tell if this post was from yesterday or 2015 like this debate has made me feel like shit for 5 years and I’m tired of feeling like crap just because I use some term

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

me, a bi man who has genuienely by brought to tears by how beautiful women are: y... yea..

you're laughing. i asked you who sings party rock anthem and you're laughing.

Trope where there’s one girl in a group of guys but then over the course of the series they all eventually realize that they’re trans and start transitioning and it turns out that all along it was one guy in a group of girls.

The boy comes out at the end of the second to last season after the leader of the group who’s been out the longest calls them a girl gang and he goes “Uh, actually Keisha… about that…” and she goes “Oh don’t tell me. Not you too.” and he goes “Uh, yeah I was gonna tell my mom first but what the hell I’m Caleb now.”

The first episode ends with the one who will be called Keisha saying “Let’s go boys and Steph” and in the last episode she says “Lat’s go girls. And Caleb!”

The series has nothing to do with being trans of course. It’s an ongoing joke at worst. It’s a group of teens that fight corn demons in the midwest.

There’s a pair of twins who pose together like team rocket whenever they’re making an announcement. When they come out they make sure to pick rhyming names. They’re not identical twins they’re just like that.

careful bro you’re making this sparring scene kinda homoerotic

bro watch out you kinda sound like you’re flirting when we argue

broooo i’m serious you’re making our esteemed rivalry look so gay oh my god