austen/adam

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?