Every time I see a post about updog Iām torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
okay but whatās updog ?
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, thatās a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
Youāre thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
No, thatās uptalk.Ā Youāre thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely thatās Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Thatās Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
Youāre thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no thatās an updraft
updog isnāt a noun at all, itās a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, thatās upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on peopleās laps.
No thatās a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No thatās an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Whatās a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
GOTTEM
this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child
