me: take a right
boyfriend: *does nothing*
me: right lane
boyfriend: *looks, stays in left lane*
me: you’re exiting right
siri: keep right at the fork
boyfriend: oops
me: *internally screaming*

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me: take a right
boyfriend: *does nothing*
me: right lane
boyfriend: *looks, stays in left lane*
me: you’re exiting right
siri: keep right at the fork
boyfriend: oops
me: *internally screaming*

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only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching
apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”
foreplay with Todd
do you ever think before you post
yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post
I love it when celebrities follow security disciplines. using SSL/TLS is the first layer of security.
Honestly the fact that Crunchyroll intentionally removed all closed captioning options for their tv app should be fucking criminal. You can only get subtitles if you watch the subbed Japanese version. If you watch dubbed anime and you're Deaf or HOH, Crunchyroll intentionally removed all closed captioning support. There is no work around.
I'm not kidding when I say that this should be fucking illegal.
So, I did a bit of research, and from what I can tell this is actually illegal.
Crunchyroll is a streaming service, and closed captions for all video content have been upheld as a requirement of the ADA. The courts determined this back in 2012 with Netflix, when they got sued by NAD and as a result had to add closed captioning for all their programs.
It looks like if people would like to file a complaint about this lack of accessibility, they can do so with the FCC here:
https://consumercomplaints.fcc.gov/hc/en-us/requests/new?ticket_form_id=36040
There’s an option for “Lack of closed captioning over the internet”, so you would want to select that and then explain the issue.

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Bitch, RUN! (x)
You already know the rabbit hole we goin down Tonite
Bread spectrum
a BOTTOM did this
Diversity win! The war mongering conquorer that inspired legions of war mongering conquerers was a bottom
I’m a bottom and my parents named me after this bottom
how did they know?!
Knight of Swords. Nine of Cups. Wheel of Fortune.
The time to take action is now. Feel the changing wind, know that it is calling to you. Follow your logic and intuition, for they will lead you to a life of happiness and success.
Know that the one who denies self indulgence and embraces selflessness will find true blessings. Do not seek first to serve self interest; for there is no act more divine than to put another before yourself.
I was (mildly) famous on TikTok for a second, it was an okay time

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Is dullahan fuckable? (from the Irish mythology that is not anime)
(im not a monsterfucker it's for my research)
yes but you won't get any head
Wait a second gotta look something up
Yeah this is funny
**Walking some place that we’ve never been**
8yo: “I’ve seen this before.”
Me:
8yo: “You know how sometimes you go to sleep and you see things in your dreams and then later on you see them for real? Like that.”
Me, quietly terrified: “Umm oh yeah! That’s called ‘Deja Vu’! Great!”
I have this too, and like a bunch of the other people who say they have this in the notes have described: it’s like...less prophetic full fledged dreams and more like a 2second snapshot of you doing an activity with no context. Like cutting paper then looking up or opening your purse with specific scenery in the background. Then you wake up and you’re like “what was that pointless dream scene.” Then later (sometimes weeks or months later), when you’re doing The Thing you’re like “oh”
I DIDNT KNOW THIS HAPPENED TO OTHER PEOPLE TOO
This is what I mean when I say I have déjà vu
time to swap to TMobile 😭😅
Human screentime of Disney PoC characters in 3 of the last 6 PoC-lead WDAS films
Makes you think huh

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I love ads on tumblr. They all have the same vibe as those mesothelioma commercials.
This blog supports dudes in their briefs.
This blog supports dudes out of their briefs.
this blog supports dudes in my mouth