Move Back The Walls

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

maybe progress could be linear if i try hard enough

The feared sting-ray

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating

Cinemas should sell DVDs of the movies they're playing as you're walking out. If you liked the movie you could buy a DVD right there on the spot. Wouldn't that be awesome

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY