DeathstrokeDelta7

the only way to go

ITS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY WITH THE EEVEELUTIONS

IT’S A GOLDEN RETREEVEE.

Purple 

I think green would be good, because then I’d have all the time in the world, LITERALLY, to amass as much money as i wanted.

I was totally green, then saw that response and now I’m purple all the way! The trick is not taking the power to time travel too seriously. No ‘fixing my biggest mistake’ nonsense. Nope. Just travel around, learning new things, wearing pretty silk dresses with corsets, become a mysterious fiancee for a week before disappearing like a ghost, kissing and running off with a princess, taking lots of pictures with pre-famous people. But like, photobomb style, so they don’t see the camera. That sort of thing.

I’m going to take a shit fuck load of raw amethyst back to medieval Europe, when it was more valuable than diamond (it’s cheap now because of the vast deposits in Brazil, back before they were found it was very rare) and make myself an absolute pile of cash. 

I’m staying young forever and waiting it out until i can get genetically modified to have gills. I can have it all.

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Well this was bound to happen