Lowkey Unstable

like to charge, reblog to cast.

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

THIS WAS EXACTLY MY VISION WRITING THIS POST YOU DID IT SO WELL OMG THIS IS SO GOOD

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

u guys realize the sun is a thing right it’s been out for awhile now

i desperately need anne boonchuy kissing the mole on sasha waybright's cheek. please. ill do anything take my money take my soul anything

i have to actively keep from designing the jmart baby because if i do that will be the only thing i draw for the next 300 years

Yesssssss, she’s simply gorgeoussssssss.