Moldy Rainbow Butter

@tabbykai youd get a chuckle out of this

it's so funny when i see somebody posting about vampires and in my head i'm like "but that's not how it Works" because. vampires aren't real none of it is how it works. but fiiine whatever i guess we can play your vampires for now 😒

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

the god of war is a kind of dead wife

COMPLETE WITH FLASHBACKS

I do like that Minecraft horror mods exist because they all seem to be “creepy monster attacks you and makes loud noise.” Because I am 100% sure that the scariest shit you could do in Minecraft is make the game function slightly Wrong

People have been playing Minecraft religiously for over a decade now. At this point, exploiting this game’s mechanics are muscle memory by now. Literally all it would take is one slight tweak chosen at random from a list to induce a House of Leaves type breakdown

wait this is just what it feels like to play bedrock

He got the shark equivalent of the 2am zoomies.

Deeply embarrassing confession during quarantine I struggled with brushing my teeth for the recommended time and so I got a “tooth brushing” song so every morning and evening for a year long I brushed my teeth to the hermitcraft rap that is excactly as bad as youd think a rap song written and performed by white people who play minecraft for a living is but it was perfect for brushing your teeth to and I’ve never found a replacement since can they get back in the booth

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave (nation) state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery