Death loves you, break its heart.

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

Who’s in Baltimore and can spare some pussy

Lmfaooooooooooo this site is wild

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

”i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay?? im a stitch away from making it ??? and a scar away from falling apart?????? Apart?

2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

here you go professor. several pages of home brewed bullshit. as opposed to the chatgpt-brewed bullshit you're used to these days. i hope u enjoy it i worked very hard on it ❤️

I am so much happier to receive bullshit that is clearly in a student's own voice, and I'll judge you far less for that than I will for something clearly word-vomited by an AI

daily affirmations: at least I'm no longer 14

the… the fifteenth doctor before regenerating

Tired: The Billie Piper Doctor should meet 14. Wired: The Billie Piper Doctor should meet Jackie Tyler, who absolutely hits the roof that the Doctor’s stolen her daughter’s face.

The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

The fact this just popped on my dash as I'm watching human nature and the family of blood is fucking with my brain ngl.