It's me, beloved Sega Saturn kusoge lightgun game Death Crimson

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

oh my god okay much like Thad "the Shark" up here it turns out the five og boys all also had cool* nicknames... Cameron (blond) is Blaze, Dylan (lightskin) is The Fox, Koby (brunette side part) is Panther, Eitan (spiky hair) is the Dragon, and Cade (brunette middle part) is the Viper... exactly the kind of shit teenage boys trying really hard to be cool would call each other tbh. they all read The Game.

getting tumblr user to listen to rap by making mashups of it with undertale music like putting dog medicine in a slice of cheese so the dog eats it

explaining to my doctor that im getting artifacts in my vision but its not like floaters or anything i just keep seeing an ancient staff and a cursed dagger and shit wherever i look

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker