Bad Spellers Of The World Untie

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

I keep fishing my phone out of my pocket at work just to get a hit of this image

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

Swine/11

catching a glimpse of your computer screen when the sunlight hits it: oh ok, i must be a spittle machine. I must be slobbering globs of spit everywhere in a 90 degree arc at all times. and rubbing my greasy paws on the screen without knowing it. i must be some sort of disgusting beast.