the name’s jasper :P (he/him) i like to draw and i also write fanfiction, i’m SUPER big into star trek and i selfship with spock (specifically + strictly tos)
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there's a certain demographic of people that dont mind/actually prefer this kind of tagging, and they would never find the fic if it werent for the x/x tagging.
you can use the otp:true filter with spones/mckirk to show fics that only have those ships
(@deathbymayo theyre here!!!!(finally sorry..) STAR TREK HCS
Tos specifically but I think they might work for any series with the tos characters but I just like tos best
Warning theyre lowkey cringe, center on spirk and more specifically spock. Oh also im a loser who made them all trans, sue me. (Please dont actually) (IMMA MULTISHIPPER BTW spirk just has a special place in my heart.. (they remind me of me and my darling husband)
I just made hcs for bones, Kirk, and spock + a few bonuses
Adding a cut bc it'll be long ^^'
Bones
Kirk gave him this pin, he hates in but can't get rid of it for whatever reason. (Art at the end)
Bi and transmasc (hes not very open about it he just doesn't think its necessary for everyone to know)
May or may not be dating scotty
(THIS ONES A JOKE) but he def has an ao3 account absolute yaoi demon
Also i think he has asthma idk
Kirk
Pinned (I hope i spelt that right) over spock for like a year
He probs has a few piercings
(My darling husband actually gave me this hc bc he saw my shit handwriting and said I think thats how Kirk writes and then said this) Kirk only got the job because his resume and someone else's got mixed up, he was qualified he just had unreadable handwriting
(If someone with a job attacks me bc I messed smtn up and dont know how a resume works ill crash tf out like sorry im a teenager and want to focus on school instead of working and didn't care to research abt jobs bc well i actually don't know)
Also bi and transmasc (hes more open about it than Bones)
Hed blow kisses Spock, across the bridge, on duty (spock is done with his bs ngl)
Hed also just lovingly stare at spock while spock autistic ass is like "captain is something wrong?" "Nah ur just pretty"
He loves to talk abt his and spocks relationship, Spock does not.
(ok so heres the long part) Spock!!!! (Hes my favorite sorry..)
Ok so ill be honest a good part of these are just projecting so they'll be staying in my notebook for now👀
He genuinely crashed the fuck out when he realized he had feelings for kirk
Sleeps with a weighted blanket
Deeply appreciates the little things Kirk would do for him he just doesn't know how to show it
Honestly probs just cannon but his and bones arguments and insults are like their weird love language (platonic or not depending on how you view it, ooh maybe it starts platonic and turns to flirting???? Yall want a fic of that??👀👀👀)
Grayaroace, gay, and hes got some kind of gender fuckery going on (we'll never truly know the depths of it idk his genders just vulcan or something)
He would love Honeydew
He once went to Kirks family Christmas dinner and it was rlly awkward and they(him+kirk) just kinda hid in the corner because he got overwhelmed
Surprisingly clingy (only in private ofc)
this actually turned out shorting than I thought it would be tbh
BONUSES!!!!
Sulu and chekov be doing some gay shit
(Jokeish)Rupaul is immortal and exists in star trek and is still making seasons of drag race and the enterprise does infact keep up with the show
Scotty would constantly complain about the wifi being shit to piss everyone off (they dont use wifi hes just doing this for the bit)
AND HERES THE PIN BONES HAS FROM KIRK
(It says "please bear with me im going through menopause" (Bones is in fact not going thru menopause)
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christian jacobs being homophobic / transphobic is literally the funniest thing ever. dude you and 4 other dudes ran around the desert holding hands in blue skin suits and jorts that’s gay as shit. That’s the trans agenda. you’ve fallen into your own trap. Dummy.
anyway every time you ship super show characters it makes Christian jacobs madder SO GO DO THAT
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in a lot of ways i feel like the racial optimism of star trek has been co-opted by this sorta generalized (white) queer optimism.....like the show being one of the few to attempt racial equality in the context of jim crow segregation and the civil rights movement matters less in the fandom mind than the ladies who wrote zines about spirk.....
like idk i guess another way to describe it would be that it feels like a lot of ppl characterize spock's internal conflict as not one of being mixed race but of primarily being gay....and of course he's kinda this catch-all metaphor for marginalization in a way but Very Specifically a Racial metaphor....