spock is my trad wife

Nothing more offputing than reading a kelvin trek fic and Spock's got Zachary Quinto dialogue (i know its accurate but let me go off) Do you fucking concurr you Kurtzman written fuck? What is the effective probability that you will shut the FUCK up? Is your version of Amanda a pedant? cause vulcans sure as hell didn't teach you that attitude Nevertheless there a good part: ONLY benefit, spones dialogue is like 20% funnier when Spock is more noticeably an asshole. Plus kelvin edginess allows for a better tonal shift in spones fic-writting-style cattiness

So uh... Why am I seeing so many headcanons about Vulcans not having curly hair, or Spock inheriting curly hair from his Human side and straightening it, when Sarek and Sybok have curly hair? I'm confused. Not only do Vulcans have just as many hair textures as Humans, but basically everyone but Spock in his family have it. Like if you want that headcanon, make it so he's distancing himself from both of them?

wait no this is so cute???? i love this already!!!!

headcanon that all of the aquabats are microchipped. Some several times over. Bones has like seven of them because he keeps somehow breaking them

me and my squad 

thinking about kirk picking spock to go in the immunity syndrome instead of mccoy, thinking about kirk learning that mccoy was dying in for the world is hollow, wanting mccoy to stay on the ship but relenting with a if that's what you want, saying doctor mccoy i order you to return with us, thinking about kirk saying you're not staying mccoy no matter what he tries in plato's stepchildren, saying no matter what he makes me say or do the answer's still no, thinking about kirk saying patient? our friend is dying in the empath, saying you cannot let him die, saying if all you understand is death, then here are four lives for you, thinking about kirk saying i'm sorry, bones in the man trap, thinking about kirk saying bones, it wasn't your fault in operation annihilate, thinking about kirk saying bones, bones in this side of paradise, thinking about kirk saying sickbay? doctor mccoy? bones? bones in the mark of gideon, thinking about kirk saying that still doesn't explain the death of my ship's surgeon in shore leave, thinking about kirk and mccoy. thinking about kirk and mccoy!!!!!!

How come whenever there's a person doing shitty things (being racist or transphobic) people will instead focus on the kinks of the person. Like no actually the problem isn't the incest art it's that he's acting like if you don't like him then you're automatically racist. The problem isn't the age play it's that she wants trans men to die. Hello.