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frownyalfred

actually there’s a universe out there where Ma and Pa Kent are massive Lois Lane fans even before Clark starts working at the Daily Planet and there’s a good six months he has to pretend to work in another department so his parents stop bombarding him with questions. they don’t know that the real Lois Lane chews on her pens and throws balled up drafts at him all day (and that he secretly loves it) and if they found out he worked with her nearly every day and their desks were onto feet apart they’d lose it. she is the inverse of the “her?” joke from Arrested Development. her? nope, her!!!

Clark: I’m bringing a girlfriend home for dinner, please be chill

Ma and Pa Kent, opening the door to Lois Lane herself, about to be the Least Chill they’ve ever been since they shot that one time traveler and buried the body in the backyard:

“Her!!!!!!”

easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

askjennaflorida

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

mx-mythical-deactivated20260319

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

itsquietinsantafe2

TODAY

335am

holy shit its the last one

cylonbarnes

here’s to the next six years of thursday the 20th!

nonaferatu

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

nonaferatu

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

is-that-sand-in-my-waffles

rule #1 of tumblr polls is NEVER include a joke option if you don't want it to win by a landslide because tumblr users have one committed relationship in their lives and it's to the bit

copperbadge

"I have one committed relationship in my life and it's to the bit" is something I may have to put on a cross-stitch/t-shirt.

brightlotusmoon

Vanilla extract and color theory and children's hospital and Diogenes our beloveds

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baedarob

"Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something"

DC!! GIVE DAMIAN A RACCOON AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!

Anyway, I really liked the idea of Damian with a raccoon. I've literally been dying to draw it all week

ivegirbossedtooclosetothesun

Hear me out, even after learning Jason is a human, Damian still treats him like a wild animal he's trying to befriend and it works

Jason is and has been running in survival mode for so long that approaching him normally won't work and either Damian notices/understands it because he is more removed from the situation emotionally than the others, or he just got used to think of this Jason as a wild animal that he forgets to change his approach

bruciemilf

Also hear me out:

Jason gets an animal curse put on him and he transforms in a raccoon. Everyone thinks human! Jason is avoiding them, as per usual.

Meanwhile, they’re trying to figure out how a raccoon was able to spell ‘fuck u Bruce’ with trash in their driveway

incorrectbatfam

*planning where to stay while Barbara's power is out*

Stephanie: Barbara, mi Manor is su Manor.

Barbara: Su Manor is not even su Manor.

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Slug

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Today's Seal Is: Slug

batfamgalore

*Tim was supposed to show up for an important mission but missed it because he was helping his own team*

Bruce: Too late.

Tim: I’m so sorry, there’s no excuse. Please just give me another chance.

Bruce: No.

Tim: Ugh. I blew it.

Dick: No, this is not how this day ends. I’m saying something.

Tim: But didn’t we just learn that meddling only makes things worse.

Dick: You’re right.

Dick: But I can’t help myself.

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ladyloveandjustice

I'm reading Batman Year Three and I love how on the nose all the stuff with Tim is.

Janet Drake: Hahaha oh Tim I bet you could be just like this little circus boy if you tried!

Jack: honey please don't he'll take that seriously

3 year old Tim Drake: and I DID take that seriously

also he's literally right next to Bruce???? And both of them are too busy <3ing Dick Grayson to notice this will be their dynamic for the rest of their lives.

I forgot they decided the boy wonder stuff originated from his tagline at the circus. You know what with his outfit being similar to his circus one...the tagline...they really were not trying to hide it how was Tim the only one who figured this out.

Tim looks so terrifying in the art in this.

Nobody ever mentions that Dick was going to go see the WORLD SERIES before Tony Zucco ruined his LIFE that's the real tragedy.

Dick: Tim you have to say cheese for the camera. Tim???? stop staring at me????

richaldis

thebat-musicman

Tim, talking to a new super: Yeah a lot of stuff happens to people in my family when theyre 17

Tim: When my dad was 17 he ran off to train with assassins

Tim: When my older brother was 17 he became a crime lord

Tim: When I was 17 I briefly led an assassin cult

Tim: And then there’s my little brother, I’ve always kinda considered him the black sheep of the family

New super, bracing themselves: oh god

Tim, hissing: When he was 17 he went to med school

jackandjanetdefender

Damian (17): time to rebel against my family.

Damian *applies to college and lives well*

Damian: truly, nobody is as devious as I.

thesulkycroissant

I love Metamorpho's face in this panel. You know Dick was SCREAMING. He can be very NORMAL about Bruce and Clark.

Batman/Superman: World's Finest, #15

catastrophicalcat

Did you guys know that, in his spare time, Bruce designs (or at least funds, through fake corporate aliases) superhero-themed Monopoly games, the rules of which make Batman win and Superman lose? And Diana encourages this behavior! This is cannon! Comics are so great.

DC K.O. #1

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batfamgalore

Head cannon Dick gets triggered when people say “I won’t let you fall”. Head cannon Dick gets triggered when people say “I won’t let you fall”. He could be teaching gymnastics and he hears another instructor say it to a kid and he has to shake his head to snap out of it.

It’s happens when Roy says it to Lian when she’s at the park and Dick has to excuse himself to sit in the car for a few minutes.

It happens sometimes during training and sometimes even Dick says it to other people himself and has to take a deep breath to snap himself out of it.

No one has really picked up on it because it’s so subtly, but they notice a slight change.

He never realizes it’s actually an issue until he hears it. Then he just feels a sense of extreme guilt.

#my reaction to this is actually so normal

dirbenaffleck

i think the marvel vs dc conversation is bad because they're very different animals and i think its very obvious in how they approach the avengers and the justice league, even if you compare it between dceu and mcu, because at the end of the day superheroes in marvel seem to be allied with the governemtn regardless of their cause, like shield and avengers seem to be deeply connected in both fucntion and system because they're lead by a military guy and then the league in itself is funny because literally no one gets paid, they consider it volunteer work, that they operate outside of the planet so they would not be beholden to one state

frownyalfred

the Avengers: you don't understand, we HAVE to work with the government. to protect people.

the JL, in their satellite floating just outside of Earth's jurisdiction: lmao ok

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