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The Internet: LOL Mitch McConnel is gonna die any day now, just you wait!

Death Himself: Im gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move. Watch this.

death-offical

Coming up soon…

#mitch mcconnell #lindsey graham #i am so busy #crossing off my list and checking it twice

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You have been visited by the money cat He only appears once every July 22nd

This guardian of the money ether may give you some of his hard earned riches. You reblog, He decides.

Just had the best nap. I feel like me again….

#death-official #wait…#I don’t think that’s a good thing…

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

think I've been mildly cursed by a witch

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

for years now my laptop charger has reliably broken every 6 months. admittedly i keep replacing it with the cheapest possible generics, but I've tried differed brands and ALWAYS, 6 months in Death knocks impatiently at my door, its skeletal hand outstretched demanding yet another goddamn power cable. the only feasible explanation is i pissed off a witch. the alternative is that i'm the problem, which seems unikely

death-offical

I like chargers

#death-official

grapefruit-offical

i am a grapefruit

what are you 🫵?

astronaut-offical

i am an astronaut

what are you 🫵?

darkness-offical

IM THE CONCEPT OF DARKNESS

WHAT ARE YOU🫵?

memento-mori-offical

I am the constant reminder of death

What are you🫵?

death-offical

I am death

What are you🫵?

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the-grim-reaper-offical

WHO IS THIS DIVA????? HELLO WHY DID NO ONE SHOW ME THIS MUSIC??

death-offical

Sorry about that…. I got busy.

the-grim-reaper-offical

What does that mean 🥹❓❓

death-offical

I was going to ask you about her, but I was busy with work…

the-grim-reaper-offical

WHO IS THIS DIVA????? HELLO WHY DID NO ONE SHOW ME THIS MUSIC??

death-offical

Sorry about that…. I got busy.

#death-official #how did i get here #offical post

dying-pen-offical

9 hours...

confused-cookie-blog

3 hours....

international-electromatics

Is this another reckoning¿

confused-cookie-blog

- 5 hours...

dying-pen-offical

- 10 hours...

death-offical

- 15 hours

So how do you all feel about rats???

#death-official #death questions

theinturnetexplorer

Poor Grandma

drunkcyclonus

this is seriously the one time I wish a video has sound.

chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508

Brilliant.

pizzaotter

What the hell is this? :O

candiikismet

Me at 1000 years old

handsupcashx0ut

What do we say to the God of Death?

Not today.

starlightandtears

I haven’t seen this post in YEARS so I forgot what it’s like. I nearly screamed.

mechanical-maelstrom

https://youtu.be/4vFyAlMC4lg

death-offical

Awwww. Then when??????

#death-official #trying to talk #offical post

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satan-offical

I'M VERY SLEEPY SO I'LL LEAVE NOW, CONSIDER THIS MY DEATH. I DINT KNOW EHST JM FYOING IM SK GIRED

death-offical

No. It’s nap time. I’m not going in there for a bit….

#death-official #how did i get here #offical post

fraythet1red

Tag game:

Simular to the "hi im ______ and i brought/bring _____ to the picnic" but were doing; "hi im _____ and i bring the _______ to the friend group."

Hi im Fray I bring the crippling anxiety and triggers to my friend group.

@shaethecrow @critterscreaturescollective @chronicallyonlinebitch @idk-i-like-cats

shaethecrow

Hi I’m Maren (I have lots of names so no you haven’t been calling me by the wrong one lol) and I bring the knowledge of Porphyrios the whale that terrorized the Roman Empire to the friend group

@thatchaoticbookworm @p3rpetual-moti0n

thatchaoticbookworm

hi i'm Ira and i bring musical songs on repeat to the group @shenanigan42 @elara-me @random-indian-girl @i-eat-asphalt @girl-on-the-subway @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @oxyisdamoron + open

i-eat-asphalt

Hi I'm Mads and I bring the shitty jokes to the friend group!

@mrecury42 @tobiasbones @unfathomablylargekiwi @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @ashiewoods @the-sun-personified

tobiasbones

Hi! I’m Bones and I bring facts about human anatomy that no one asked for to the friend group

@4ng31s-1n-v1n3g4r @dancinginmyoldsatindress @sounds-mythic-im-in @hopefullygettingtaller

pretend-youre-aliv3

hi!! i’m Juturna (or April) and i bring weird emo music to the friend group…

@ser4phim-sw4ggot @emo-elmo-the-fith @take-that-depresion @gh0stcav3 and anyone else who wants 2 join :3:3

push-ups-in-swaag

hi I'm frank (or any other of My Names) and I bring a crippling amount of love and reverence for the blessed virgin mary to the friend group😛

@jaybubu @clerksdagger @ashertheslasher @starmistsan @garlicbreadmustdie

garlicbreadmustdie

hi i'm garlic and i bring the endless yapper of my interests/shyt that pisses me off/song lyrics/dead! horse beating to the friend group !! 😺😺

@thatlittlefae @xxcapetowndevotee-isnotonfirexx @pepsicanzonthefloor @bananaballs21 @lalalalala520710 @icannotbelieveimstillhere @erlysnstsovrmnroevle @bringmethatfuckinghorizon420 @camisadoll @callianassa +open !!

lalalalala520710

hi I'm Aminah and I bring the gayness to the party *giggles* ahahaha I'm so funny lolzzzzz

Open tags

@printer-reads-505 @sharkfin13 @y0uputmyh3adinzuchaflurryflurry @sickkvalentine @ewerpithy @gezdrasz @rosalinerosie @stump-goon3r

printer-reads-505

Ty twin yes u r funny 💅

Hi I’m printer and I bring the bipolar music also a big obsession with the umbrella academy and a simp for five hargreeves

@wallyblack1925-offical

wallyblack1925-offical

I’m Wally and I bring the complete series of the vampire chronicles complete with a yap session of the difference between the books, movies and tv series also a soul crushing obsession with Lestat de Lioncourt

@eleventhirtythoughts @lotions-potions-and-notions

@mayawithany @magnustowershop @aliensatemysocks @lavendertortoise12 @indigo-skies14 @deliberatelynoizy @future-muse + open tags IM LAZY

indigo-skies14

Hi i'm Kay and I bring whimsy and a fire music taste to the friend group ✨✨✨

tags:

@i-am-trashyy @dolli33 @yourlocalcuntette @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @everythingistakenihavenothing

+ any others who want to join <3

everythingistakenihavenothing

Hi im everythingisnothing and I bring facts about space to the friendgroup!!

Open tags:

@angicouturexx @god-of-jirai @aishacvts3

god-of-jirai

thx for the tag!!!

Hi I'm Lamby and I bring my sketch book to the friend group! :3

@gorejuice92 @izumis-garden @rain92w @scarredstar18 @v0xedblr @voj231ku @moonlitscales @illrabidraccoon @achilles-the-loser @your-fallen-internet-angel @let-you-down +others!! :P

gorejuice92

Hi I'm Mari and I bring new people to the friend group every day!! But for some reason everyone keeps insisting that they're not real....? Not sure why.... that's not a nice way to greet a new pal, do they know?

tags: @astralovesrugs @sicklysweet420 @deathbymicrophone @heavens-theif @earth2kade @harmfulkei @kaomojiloser @needybloggeroverloadd @k4mi-noai @razvan-idk @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @d-1-zzz @pientones @rain-candy-uu @f0rever-devoted @ra1ning--candies @clarakittycatty @gloomyggloomy456 @dearlytako @nurs3-bun @confessionsofarottensena @devilishlysw33t @ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3 @cantfuckingremember

kaomojiloser

hai i’m kao and i bring weird sounds , self deprecation , and a unhealthy obsession with arcane to the friend group (´･Д･)」

tags ^_^ :: @pankobean @sweetsandcupcakes @reinpien @yanshiho @fawnedupon @hpdamechan @bloodyclawwz @dinkingmyoiter6 @illmeowforyou @rottingcannibaby

pankobean

hii im bean and i bring bubbliness, a fashion obsession and shitty humor to the friend group !

tags: @sweetsandcupcakes @ang3l-dr3ams @ang3l-b1t3s

ang3l-dr3ams

Hii Angel is Angel and Angel brings comfort and baked goods to the friend group!!

@ryuuhusbando @rotting-in-red @robotgoblin99 @purple-muppet-baby

the-dave-miller-of-jiraiblr

Hi I’m Dave and I bring an extensive amount of knowledge about the Day shift at Freddy’s lore to the friend group @host-objectified-irl @deskadoesstuff21 @jirais-original-sin @spookthelilguy

host-objectified-irl

hi I'm rust and I bring the autism to the freind group

@splatteredmintyguts @chxrl1eflxm3 @jun1purrx I'm tired everyone else pretend you got tagged ok

nopenononeveragain

Hi I’m Juniper and I bring wolf facts to my friends (I don’t really have a big friend group…)

@pumpkin0mel @casiojays

pumpkin0mel

Hi i'm Celeste/Mel and i bring loudness and tripwire facts to my friendos

@micjelly

micjelly

Hi we are blooms/wiltz and we bring random facts about things we enjoy to the friend group

Tags

@stagefrightbaxter @pennapennafirme @junebugscreates @gummymew + open tags aa

gummymew

Ty for the tag!

Hello~ I'm Gummy, and I bring the

Hamilton

To the friend group!

@pinnedd-board @sleepystrutter28 @cats-eat-humans @solar-png + open tags for moots!

pinnedd-board

hi I’m sparky and I bring the yearning for fictional men to the friend group!!

@spookypointyears @phthalos-blues @astrialumi

hieronymusbotched

Hi I’m Phthalo and I bring the dry advice and nudibranch facts to the friend group!

@spacetimeaccordionfolder @bur1ed-bird @avianavionthebird @possibly-a-jellyfish @geniuscomediae @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @eldermage1 @wooden-houses @hauntieannes @clownfish-casino @churchedcannibal @willisiam-woodiam +anyone else who wants to join!

hauntieannes

hi i'm hauntie and i bring batshit stories about the hospital rabbi to the friend group 👍

@fractoluminescence @axolotlmage47 @hollowcat @diciusnestea @comma-souptra @verdart @shalak26 AND YOU THERE

hollowcat

Hi i’m Hollow and i bring copious ocs and odd hyperfixations to the friend group

@unfortunategenderfluxmushroom @amaritheartist @basicallyagremolini @onelonelyghost + uhh anyone else :>

amaritheartist

Hi, I'm Amari, and I bring constant lyrical references to the friend group!

@mepsratwizard @geniuscomediae @mudwingprince @silvermoonisreallybored @megamindsupremacy @absentminded-always @era-of-ages @nonbinarytoast2 And YOU, the Viewer! 🫵

Actually, I'm also tagging @i-like-reblog-maps this one is WEIRD!

mepsratwizard

im Semou and I bring knowledge of the Byford Dolphin incident

@rook-o-nines @n3k0n1k0 @mrman24 @speak-up-i-know-you-hate-me @feralruin

speak-up-i-know-you-hate-me

Hi I’m Raven and I bring the constant burnout to the friend group

@mrman24 @i-still-wish-for-u @argon-offical @falling-stars-dont-go-far @foxxie-mcfoxface @gold-offical

argon-offical

Hi, im argon and i bring procrastination to the friend group

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @genderqueer @carbon-offical @antimony-offical

antimony-offical

Hi, I'm Antimony and I bring vomiting to the friend group

sorry gang

@copper-offical @antimatter-offical @neutron-offical @technetium-offical @potasium-offical @mercury80-offical

potasium-offical

hi i’m potassium and i bring the random fun facts and stupid puns to the friend group

@ton-618-official @tin-offical @gold-offical @number5offical @normal-offical @the-color-orange-offical + open tags

the-color-orange-offical

hi, I'm the color orange (distinct from simply orange) and I bring reading comprehension to the friend group

@orange-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @nug-offical-deactiv @raventhecrispy-offical @skyan-official @chartreuse-official @sans-the-skeleconch +anyone else

chartreuse-official

hi, i'm chartreuse and i bring dyed hair and pronouns to the friend group

@evil-pineapple-offical @coffee--spill @chickfila-offical @singapore-offical @genderqueer-offical @parentscomputer-official @cleaning-spray-offical +open tags

genderqueer-offical

hi, i'm... (uhm... what's my name again?) and i bring hours worth of mycology (and psychopathology, probably) as well as my degree in master procrastination to the friend group.

////

moots vv

bacone-official

hi, my name is bacon and i bring memory loss and contagious laughter to the friend group

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical

+ open tags

dying-pen-offical

Greetings, my name is Pen, ^^ and I bring the suggestions of running people over with cars :3c to the friend group!

@pc-the-offical @ashelf66 @death-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @unlabelled-offical @herobrine-offical + anyone else!!!! :D

death-offical

Hello, my name is Death, and I bring shock and suffering to the friend group…

@salamander-offical @eredin-offical @god-offical + anyone else…

#tag game #and sometimes cookies #not poisonous #oh this is going bad.

Hey

You have competition.

@cooler-death-offical

Oh. I can’t find them… I will look in the mirror…

Just got told I should try some cookies other then chocolate chip…

Any ideas on what to try????

#please help #how did i get here #feel free to send asks #or to interact #death-official #offical post #officalverse

laciffo-satan

ALRIGHT, I'VE LIVED LONG ENOUGH, ZEUS KILL ME NOW-

I'M NOT FUCKING FAMOUS-

This is Laciffo, I live hell but don't kill, killing department is with @death-offical

death-offical

^_^ hi.

Someone wants to die????? Is there a preferred method???

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costco-offical

does anyone remember being born? cause that sound like a crazy-ass experience

snail-offical

I don’t but I used to have a friend (I use that word lightly) who claimed to and said it was just a warm feeling then cold and bright, I do remember dying though

godofthemultiverse-offical

You’re not supposed to remember that! @death-offical is getting sloppy

death-offical

I’m not, it was by request and I thought it would be funny…

Plus, a little less screaming when I come to get them…

what are your thoughts on indeterminate forms?

@calculus-offical

I don’t know, it can’t be determined without further analysis…

#death-official #offical post #hope this works #death questions

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