dear stupid intern

is that a movie script you're working on saved to your desktop? is that why you can't finish your assigned tasks?

do you leave 1 hr early before you're supposed to, without asking for permission or notifying anyone, because you don't know what your tasks are? or because you think you're "special"?

the FedEx package does NOT go in the USPS envelope.

if you're too drunk to go home and pass out post work party, then passing out in the elevator banks at the office should NOT be your fall back.

don't call all the asians the same name. we do NOT all look the same. especially, if we're different ethnicities.

I don't care about your moving arrangements. keep your private phone conversations to yourself.

when you get an error message saying the e-mail was "undelivered," it means the e-mail didn't send. derp

let's not CC an entire office when sending emails regarding yo mama.

how many times do i have to teach you how to print on labels?! learn something from this!

i'm not sure why its taking you 30 mins to draft a one sentenced email, but when you finish this task, i'll celebrate for you.

don't wear booty shorts to work. don't wear uggs to work. don't wear botty shorts with your uggs to work. 

you are only  an intern. you are not above making copies and scanning things.