the difference between cat haters and dog dislikers (because that literally is what they are lmfao) is dog dislikers will be like “yeah idk they just aren’t for me!” and cat haters will tell you about how cats are evil and therefore they aim their cars at them when they see one outside.

Someone going on a bike ride, feeling a tickle in their nose so to help the sneeze along, they take a long breath of fresh air through their nose. to fuel the tickle (it works) (the next second, a fit erupts from them)

Superman birthright is wild actually.Clark what do you mean “i think he just wants someone to talk to :(” he keeps blowing ip the city