Hello there.

i never look at anyone like the way i look at you

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

But it’s just as fast

Me taking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

Can someone explain this to me?

They’re all works that are examinations of compelling but deeply flawed (usually narcissistic and violent) men. People rightly like all these works because they are good, but the implication of the original post is that if a guy says they are his favorite work, he is probably misunderstanding the point of the work and instead idolizing the male protagonist and is unable to recognize their flaws.

op do you accept constructive criticism

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

m i n t    s u c k 

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

i love people who get excited about stars