your closet ghoul

fully weeping over the idea that nancy danderhoof has been carrying vesper childers’ obituary around this whole time because writing it affected her so much

I do think that 50 years from the end of this campaign LaVonte will be known as the extremely charming yet eccentric businessman deeply involved in the political landscape of Purpee with the weird little husband with botched filler who works at the petting zoo and makes bad pottery despite the fact that he and HJ are still not romantically involved

if kristen applebees met hj wingstreet, she would look that twink in the eye, and say "Handjob Wingstop" as the verbal component to a sunbeam spell and blast his ass to kingdom come

the editors switching between “comely” and “cumly” in the subtitles depending on whether vesper or hj are talking is so funny

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

I kinda just hang out in a dark room and drink milk for like 23 hours a day

“I’ll fucking drive a car through a church I don’t give a shit” HUGE fan of what playing zaeth is doing for zac oyama

hello my name is the smiling marmot I’ve always wanted a human job

going insane about bat child. what do you mean she’s trying to ignore all the very obvious signs that she’s been a vampire for the last 25ish years. what do you mean she got turned into a vampire before she could finish her degree, before she really got to live life as an adult. what do you mean she wandered around purpee’s college campus dreaming of the life she could’ve lead. aaaaaaa this whole seasons so funny and all the characters are played so comedic, but they also make me very sad :,)