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✨Act One✨ (The Demigod Diaries)

“Take 1”

“Take 2”

“Take 3”

“Take 4”

“Take 5”

“Take 6”

“It wasn’t my intention to crash on their date, but look who’s back!”

“I’m ADHD, of course I do things at the same time. I just don’t finish them.”

“He was a skater boy, She said see you later boy.”

“Happy one month anniversary…? *Jazz hands*”

“In Portuguese it’s called Vaca Preta, but no cows were harmed in the process.”

“Dude made a list and didn’t even told me.”

“I’m really bad at hide and seek, please don’t do this to me.”

“North, what are those? These are not clothes!”

“Welcome to Camp Half-Blood… I guess. A cookie would’ve been good. No? Okay.”

“Everyone kills someone at least once in their life. Take a chill pill.”

“Free Prophecies! Who wants a Prophecy? It’s free, come get one!”

“Visiting a friend.”

“So, I found this place. Hey, calm down! It found me, okay?”

“That, kids, is why we don’t hold things for too long.”

“Fucked up hard. Omgs that’s depressing. All good in the end (partially).”

“I’m going insane. Can you see my eye twitching?”

“In a span of seven months… everything can change.”

“Wanna know what I had? I wish it was drugs, but it’s only a nightmare”

⚓️Act Two⚓️ (The Mark of Athena)

“Fuck New Rome, I just want Percy.”

“ *breathe in* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”

“My Monster High lunch box is cooler than your Rainbow High one.”

“I’m the prettiest witch you’ve ever seen. After Hecate.”

“I love you, but please, shut up before I punch you.”

“Wanna change weapons? No? I’ll just stab myself then.”

"No, please! Don't send me back there! This is torture!!"

"Want something to drink? Water? Oh, we only have Vodka at home."

"As we can see, I know how to dance funk."

"Greeks in Rio. Wait, he's Roman, actually. Greeks and Romans in Rio."

"Duel of demigods and Fast & Furious shit."

"Mom, can we please DON'T keep them?"

"Man up, Percy. She's just a girl. It's not that hard. (It was hard.)"

"Got grounded by a small satyr with anger issues."

"Welcome back! On today's episode; Sex Education."

"Can I just hit my head on the wall, now?"

Spilling the tea. Quite literally."

"Romans are obsessed with us."

"Just had a massive horrible war flashback."

"It's Whack a Doodle Time."

"Shrimpzilla, the movie. Available on every streaming platform but Netflix."

"Damn, broski! Who ever made those brownies understood the assignment."

"Guess Hercules is an asshole... are all the gods assholes?"

"Visitors should only be received after noon. Not before that."

"My girlfriend tries to seduce our way out."

"Mr. D (or B, I dunno) this one's for you, bro."

"We drop Annabeth off at the daycare (Don't recommend bringing in your child.)"

"Ghosts are fucking stupid, seriously."

"In case of desperation, have a cookie."

"Five Nights at Freddy type of shit."

"I walked all the way here just to walk back. How cool is that?"

"Thirsty. But not Taemin's thirsty. We just need water."

"Feel like drowning today, wanna tag along?"

"My eyes! What the fuck, dude! You blinded me with that horrible view!"

"Wanna watch the fireworks with me? It's a date."

"Can I scream in rage right now?"

"Now, kids, it's not nice to punch people older than one hundred years."

"Never, I repeat, never celebrate before you're in a safe place."

"We are not getting separated again."

"If I could just go back in time."

💀Act Three💀(The House of Hades)

"I'm not a mountain girl."

"I don't even know what I want for breakfast, imagine for my future."

"As Ever After High once said; The end is only the beginning."

"For everyone who ever told me to go to hell; Fuck you, I just arrived."

"Crazy? I was crazy once."

"Of all monsters, IT HAD TO BE THAT BITCH??"

"Things can get better-Never mind, they can't."

"Robbed by dwarfs. This gotta be a fucking joke."

"I adopt two dwarfs. Jason, make that shortie joke again and I'll beat you up."

"You won't believe what just happened."

"My life at this point could be resumed with one phrase; What the fuck?"

"Well, now I know that I can't turn into a Rhino."

"Why the fuck did I suggest that?"

"Got scolded by my boyfriend."

"I hate dreaming."

"That one K-pop song- Going crazy. Doesn't need to be specific."

"Give plastic to the turtles."

"Are you really reading this chapter?"

"Well, that's fucked up."

"It's like I'm paying for my sins."

"We are safe! For a short amount of time."

"Demi-dreams are weird as fuck."

"Going to meet one of my girlfriend's step-brothers-If we consider."

"Cupid can stick his arrow up his motherfucking ass."

"I have seen a lot in life, but this scene was traumatizing."

"Drakon slayer."

"I'll never lose this flower."

"I hate French cold goddesses."

"Love speaks too loud."

"Another help to the list."

"We're quite dead."

"I think Misery has a kink."

"Maybe, just maybe, I would've preferred to die than being here with her."

"It is bad, but not that bad... just bad."

"Might be doing something wrong, but I'm Leo Valdez, so it's going as scripted."

"Seriously, gods sometimes are really dumb."

"Percy amazes me even more at each minute we spend together."

"Teenagers scares me. Especially if they are a certain son of Hades."

"Yee-haw!"

"We found the little bitch."

"Well guys, I have to think of something to keep me going."

"It locked."

"I got this idea but I have a feeling you won't like it that much."

"Do you think he would give me an autograph before I die?"

"If they are going to have a baby... does that mean that... they fucked?"

"This place could offer better food and drinks."

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm the son of Mars, who's gonna fuck you."

"Bob is cool as fuck, Tartarus is an asshole. Anyone disagree?"

"I would prefer to take the stairs if that meant you were coming with us."

"Fuck the pina coladas."

"What a ridiculous mother you have, sir Minotaur."

"I don't like labyrinths."

"The gods should learn to NOT STAND BY THE FUCKING SIDE. ACT, BITCH."

"We did it."

"What a cool picnic. (The only good part was the food and the company.)"

"A hug can recharge your energy."

🌊 Perseus Jackson 🌊

Son of Poseidon

Sixteen years old

Leo

American

“Look, I didn’t want to be a Half-Blood.”

🕊️ Maria Sinclair 🕊️

Daughter of Aphrodite

Fifteen years old

Pisces

Brazilian

“Look, I didn’t asked you shit, Waterboy.”

🦉 Annabeth Chase 🦉

Daughter of Athena

Sixteen years old

Cancer

American

“Look, I’m gonna beat both of your asses up.”

🐐 Grover Underwood 🐐

Satyr

Sixteen mortal years old

Gemini

American

“Look, I don’t know why we are saying look.”

🔱 The Golden Quartet 🔱

“It was supposed to be a trio, but Perseus

arrived.”

“Blondie, he’s the one. We need him.”

“I mean, I brought him alive… It’s the least we

could do for me, right?”

“Guys?? I’m literally right here??”

Formed in 2014

No one can die

(they made a pinky promise)

Imagine being in the same group

of friends as the person you hate

(🙄🔫)

Not replaceable

(if you die, no one will take

your place)

((Also made as pinky promise))