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Look at my precious.  Look at that dork.  They even brought back the ridiculous Avengers costume!!  I wonder if that’s his official costume for press appearances?  Gotta show off on the muscles and his round ass for the adoring public?  My feelings, a mix of Steve Rogers going ‘Jesus H Christ, here we go again, I thought I was done with this shtick’ and him going ‘But it’s FOR THE KIDS, so I gotta HAM IT UP (and getting really into it).  ALSO! SAM WILSON HAS COPIES AND LIKES TO PULL THEM OUT WHEN HE NEEDS THE LOLZ.  Sam and Nat are RUTHLESS about it.  SO much ammo for teasing Steve.

scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead

I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR’S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING