we were wild dogs

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

I need $600+ for stupid toys