It ya boi, Slendy

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

Can’t believe you just shook a bird out of the tree like that

Anybody whos glad abt new horizons not having gyroids (yet?) doesnt know SHIT!!!!!! Animal crossing was NEVER about getting the cutest cohesive interior design together or the ideal town with perfectly tailored villagers and trees and manicured gardens. Animal crossing should be about filling your entire basement with as many fuck ugly gyroids as you could get your grubby little ten year old hands on and standing there so you can listen to them gurgle over your favorite kk slider track